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formaldehyde-fetish:

awwww-cute:

Why did you wake me?

This is totally me waking my wife in the morning.

formaldehyde-fetish:

awwww-cute:

Why did you wake me?

This is totally me waking my wife in the morning.

chris evans with a beard is the type of guy to take you out drinking and take you home and fuck you until you cannot walk

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chris evans without a beard is the type of guy to bring you flowers and coffee before work and tell you a joke while making love

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lydiadeneez:

My favorite book ever. This ending paragraph of The Fault in Our Stars will  forever bring me to tears and rip my heart out. Okay? Okay.

lydiadeneez:

My favorite book ever. This ending paragraph of The Fault in Our Stars will forever bring me to tears and rip my heart out. Okay? Okay.

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.